狗男女 DOG MAN DOG WOMAN（18+）

虽然我是阿狗，但是我无论如何都绝对比你们光明正大
看看你们，有什么资格批判我？

男的是吃软饭小白脸
凭着一副尚可的脸蛋，就自以为是情圣，到处寻花问柳，可家里还有老婆呢
正经事都在找借口推辞
身为组长却帮不到什么，只懂得吃香喝辣，我要你何用？？？

女的是想男人想到快花轰
没有男朋友就别假装有，新加坡女性的平均智商值都被你拉低了
难道不是吗？一点点的甜言蜜语一点点的殷勤就把妳迷得晕头转向
三十岁的女人，没有自己的主见，被卖了还在傻傻替人家数钱

我长得是不比你帅，我的学历也不比妳高
我们和你们的分别在哪里？
我跟她没有逛街拍拖拉手拥抱喇舌，没有发生关系。没有一起去峇淡岛
就算有那又如何？我没有老婆孩子女朋友，我爱和谁XX就和谁XX，你管不着
你们倒是确确实实地拉手拥抱亲嘴了，在我的面前，真是噁心
人，可以无耻到这种地步，也算是个里程碑了
狗男女万岁！！！

Even I addressed myself as a dog，but that doesn't mean that you are ways better than me.
just look at yourself & see, are you realy that upright to judge me?

The man
He always think that he's a Prince of Charming & flirting around, making girlfriends.
How about your dear wife at home?
As a leader, only knows how to give excuses, pretend to be busy to be tired instead of being a guidance & giving a good example, I NEED YOU HERE FOR WHAT???

The lady oh PLEASE lar~~~~~
Can you PLEASE don't pretend to be in a relationshp when you are NOT???
PLEASE don't lowered-down average intelligent value of SG GALS~~~
Can you PLEASE develop your own judgement??? Do not mislead by whatever man said!!

So what's the difference between YOU2 & ME+HER???
Well,
ME+HER we never date each other, hold hands, hug, hanky-panky, still yet to go BATAM together.
To be fair with me, I'm not married with kids & I'm NOT even in a relationship,
so it's fine for me to do ANYTHING I like.
How about YOU2 ???
I only did witnessed YOU2 holding hands, hugging & smooching with each other so far.

Thanks for being our fantastic role-models & giving such a demonstration to us.
So, long-live DOG MAN DOG WOMAN!!!