狗男女 DOG MAN DOG WOMAN（18+）

虽然我是阿狗，但是我无论如何都绝对比你们光明正大
看看你们，有什么资格批判我？

男的是吃软饭小白脸
凭着一副尚可的脸蛋，就自以为是情圣，到处寻花问柳，可家里还有老婆呢
正经事都在找借口推辞
身为组长却帮不到什么，只懂得吃香喝辣，我要你何用？？？

女的是想男人想到快花轰
没有男朋友就别假装有，新加坡女性的平均智商值都被你拉低了
难道不是吗？一点点的甜言蜜语一点点的殷勤就把妳迷得晕头转向
三十岁的女人，没有自己的主见，被卖了还在傻傻替人家数钱

我长得是不比你帅，我的学历也不比妳高
我们和你们的分别在哪里？
我跟她没有逛街拍拖拉手拥抱喇舌，没有发生关系。没有一起去峇淡岛
就算有那又如何？我没有老婆孩子女朋友，我爱和谁XX就和谁XX，你管不着
你们倒是确确实实地拉手拥抱亲嘴了，在我的面前，真是噁心
人，可以无耻到这种地步，也算是个里程碑了
狗男女万岁！！！

Even I addressed myself as a dog，but that doesn't mean that you are ways better than me.
just look at yourself & see, are you realy that upright to judge me?

The man
He always think that he's a Prince of Charming & flirting around, making girlfriends.
How about your dear wife at home?
As a leader, only knows how to give excuses, pretend to be busy to be tired instead of being a guidance & giving a good example, I NEED YOU HERE FOR WHAT???

The lady oh PLEASE lar~~~~~
Can you PLEASE don't pretend to be in a relationshp when you are NOT???
PLEASE don't lowered-down average intelligent value of SG GALS~~~
Can you PLEASE develop your own judgement??? Do not mislead by whatever man said!!

So what's the difference between YOU2 & ME+HER???
Well,
ME+HER we never date each other, hold hands, hug, hanky-panky, still yet to go BATAM together.
To be fair with me, I'm not married with kids & I'm NOT even in a relationship,
so it's fine for me to do ANYTHING I like.
How about YOU2 ???
I only did witnessed YOU2 holding hands, hugging & smooching with each other so far.

Thanks for being our fantastic role-models & giving such a demonstration to us.
So, long-live DOG MAN DOG WOMAN!!!

Happy Birthday, Ashley

To Dear Ashley,

Happy Birthday dear Ashley, today you will be 3 years old. Uncle Black has not been seeing you for quite some while. Definitely uncle is missing you, though you havn't learned a few words but was still very happy when uncle played some music to you. I believe you should had becoming a talkative girl by now. Sometimes uncle will get some update of your growth from your mummy via Facebook, even uncle wasn't around by your side but will still know that you are fine.

Keep on growing Ashley. Trust me this small world is still wonderful to live with even of the miserables around us. One day you will get to live your own life. Hope that you will be brave enough to accept what's happening around you, to understand that why daddy wasn't around by your side. Take care of mummy, be her best friend & accompany her throughout the journey. Do not cause trouble to her. Listen to her & love her.

Stay healthy & cheerful always!

Best Regards
Uncle Black